waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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fuckyeahairplaness:

by USAF

fuckyeahairplaness:

by USAF

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

clesktop:

newkidzonthecock:

i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.

fuck the cops amirite

(Source: adoradordepelos)


potentiallypr0blematic:

I found this hilarious.


peachdreamsandperseus:

It’s so nice to see that the BBC adapted my autobiography.


fluhxy:

systemofadowny:

funhousee:

survivalofthedreamer:

maliciousintenttt:

jesscrisimone:

Monroe and Presley.

This is the most perfect picture I have ever seen ok.

Okay

And notice how he doesn’t have a six pack and she isn’t bone thin. Beautiful.

^ no.

Yes

fluhxy:

systemofadowny:

funhousee:

survivalofthedreamer:

maliciousintenttt:

jesscrisimone:

Monroe and Presley.

This is the most perfect picture I have ever seen ok.

Okay

And notice how he doesn’t have a six pack and she isn’t bone thin. Beautiful.

^ no.

Yes

nomedarisa:

nomedarisa:

(Source: memewhore)

everything-is-just-illusion:

 

everything-is-just-illusion: